Enigmatic Purgatory

Thoughts and randomities that will make your eyes melt and your brain burn.

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via bookend-s)

kaileybear:

Pogo - Wizard Of Meh

twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

image

i officially like animals more than people

on a reblogging/tumbr spree, this is too amazing to skip over

(Source: , via bookend-s)

british:

american people are so annoying

chinese:

american people are so annoying

mexicans:

american people are so annoying

french:

american people are so annoying

americans:

we are so annoying

canadians:

I fucking love maple syrup

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via bookend-s)

(via bookend-s)

greeneyedlioness:

SO I JUST WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREAMED “OBAMA!!!!!”

BECAUSE I’M OVERWHELMED WITH FEELS

AND IN THE DISTANCE, ALL I HEAR IS A GUY SHOUT BACK

“MICHELLE?”

Is this my potential soul mate? Or a creeper in the night?

(via bookend-s)

2headedsnake:

Sporegod
by Zhectoid

2headedsnake:

Sporegod

by Zhectoid

(via bookend-s)

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

(Source: doodlesofpoodleseatingnoodles, via bookend-s)

me in public:

me in the halls:

me in a crowd:

me when I meet someone new:

me at parties:

me in class:

me when someone tries to make small talk:

me at family gatherings:

me home alone:

CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS

me home alone:

*dances about wildly*

me home alone:

*shout-sings broadway tunes*

me home alone:

BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS

me home alone:

*makes derp faces in mirror*

me home alone:

I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME

me home alone:

*watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*

me home alone:

PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE